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We have a goal to remove all laptop computers by end January 2003 and all desktops computers by end February 2003 as a part of the ongoing cost-cutting around the company.

Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many sound reasons for doing this:

1. No boot-up problems

2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.

3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.

4. No more worries about power cuts.

5. Budget savings on Upgrades unparalleled

Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?

A: Don't shake it.

sssssshhhhhh!!! it was only a mild scuffle...honest! and its not true what they say about red heads, we're dead nice really

erm....last tme I checked Cannibalism was still illegal, even if they don't swallow it it would still be classed as cannibalism.

euuuuuuurrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh!

think what you need Loz is a group hug.......all together now!

Congratulations to the pair of you!!!!

Training Centre Manager for an IT Training company, averages about 48hrs a week........excluding time spent on here of course

superchargedIS200.....

I know you didn't join up to be left to deal with the sh*t that your own country men caused, wasn't it to 'protect queen & country'?

And I'm also not disputing that maybe you should be paid more.

But personally I think the firecrew's should also be on more money. This strike isn't about their hatred for the people of the UK or to teach us all a lesson, they do the job because they love it & because it is part of them.....hence the reason why so many firecrew have broke the picketline to go & help people. But that doesn't mean to say they shouldn't have the right to strike. There wasn't the same outcry when the paramedics went on strike a few years back

I'm sorry but I think they have every right to strike, they job they do can be f'ing dangerous, and sometimes they get very little thanks for it sometimes, I know for sure I wouldn't want to deal with half the stuff they see. and before anyone says it I am not saying the Army or any other forces have it easy, I know for a fact you don't.

They want the money they deserve, and yes they signed up for the job knowing what it was about and they things they may see, but so do squaddies

With regards to the woman who died in the fire...the green goddess crew arrived within 7mins of the call being mad and had her out of the hose in 14mins.....Bl**dy good going if you ask me

went to Bradford but they are adding additional dates as the tour has been so successful!...................so may have to go again

Was FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!! Highly recommended :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,

perfect timing I'm on the phone to a US army base, nearly wet myself!!!

Thanks Matt!

hmm...why hasn't it turned into a clicky thing

http://www.mbrc-racing.com/viper/pics/index.htm

Crickey!

nononononono I couldn't expose you lot to that

I'm going as Janet, at the end of the film where they are all on the stage, feather boa etc

......there are still tickets available for some of the shows....go on...you know you want to ;)

...has anyone been to see it before? I'm a Rocky virgin but going on Friday and an-ti-ci-paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaation in too much!! whats it like?

............adventurous I am,

its the feel of the boost it becomes addictive..I feel the need for speed!

all I want for Christmas is an Evo VI.......pretty please

we were discussing this at work the other day, and instead of a coffee machine, we want Stella, Vodka & Tequila dispenser....replacing the little milk cartons with lemon or lime & salt......................... :D

Playa- Ah just thought maybe Mojo may have a new play mate

oh mojo...coooooeeeeeee!

When I'm stuck a day

That's gray,

And lonely,

I just stick out my chin

And Grin,

And Say,

Oh!

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Playa? what area you live in?

hehehe I know......all together now.....

"the sun'll come out tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, there'll be sunshine, TOMORROW! TOMORROW!"