Red

I think the question really is...which one resembles you more?..........

ooooooooooooooh scooby snack!

ta very muchly Mojo

I manage the office,which incorporates the sales staff,which are out and about throughout the day. A few of the staff also work on site for different customers.

If I sound a bit vague its because this is my first real week in the job, and there are a number of things which I feel are being mis-managed but wanted to check legality

what did you get me? wheres the doggie bag? :sniff:

afternoon drinkin'............so good and yet soooooooooooooooooo bad

There are times when I am the only person in the office, therefore the only one to answer the phone.

There is no staff room and no where apart from my desk to eat lunch.

yep that sort of thing.

Average hours 8am-5.30/6pm

where do you stand when the boss says to you, sorry you can't have a break today as someone needs to stay in the building

Does anyone know the regulations on hours worked & lunch breaks ?

thats cruel!! you know I'm not getting a lunch today..not even a liquid one.

BULLY!!!:(

well I do happen to have a special offer on bosses this month.

Steve - I did wonder why people were looking at me in a strange way as I walked through Leeds....now I know thanks!

Flashback!!!!!

will you all come and bust me out of jail?:sniff::(

Damn that was my other option.....

could always re-wire a few things...

ah....so falling out the office window may be a bit obvious....

I'm usually a quiet, sweet, innocent sort.......honest , but he just brings out the demonic side in me :saint:

.........how long to you think I would get for bumping off my boss? I think it would be a mercy killing...

Tripod? Is there something us girls should know? ;)

here was me thinking women had it easy but this is getting a bit technical now....so naked..food...beer...car mag's...thats a lot for a bird to remember..especially if she is blonde!

> HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

>

> To make a woman happy, all you have to do is to be :

>

> 1. a friend

> 2. a companion

> 3. a lover

> 4. a brother

> 5. a father figure

> 6. a teacher

> 7. an educator

> 8. a cook

> 9. a gardener

> 10. a carpenter

> 11. a driver

> 12. an engineer

> 13. a mechanic

> 14. an interior decorator

> 15. a stylist

> 16. a s*x therapist

> 17. a gynaecologist/obstetrician

> 18. a psychologist

> 19. a psychiatrist

> 20. a therapist

> 21. a good father

> 22. a gentleman

> 23. well organized

> 24. tidy

> 25. very clean

> 26. athletic

> 27. affectionate

> 28. affable

> 29. attentive

> 30. ambitious

> 31. amenable

> 32. articulate

> 33. bold

> 34. brave

> 35. creative

> 36. courageous

> 37. complimentary (esp. about her figure)

> 38. capable

> 39. decisive

> 40. intelligent

> 41. imaginative

> 42. interesting

> 43. prudent

> 44. patient

> 45. polite

> 46. passionate

> 47. respectful

> 48. sweet

> 49. strong

> 50. skilful

> 51. supportive

> 52. sympathetic

> 53. tolerant

> 54. understanding

> 55. someone who loves shopping, helps make good decisions about

> her clothes, and prevents bad decisions diplomatically.

> 56. someone who doesn't make problems

> 57. someone who never looks at other women

> 58. very rich (surely this should come earlier...)

>

> AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU:

>

> 59. are neither jealous nor disinterested

> 60. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with

> them than with her.

> 61. allow her to have her space, but show interest and concern in

> where she goes.

>

> ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:

>

> 62. Not forget the dates of:

> * anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...)

> * graduation

> * birthday

> * menstruation

>

> However, even if you observe the above instructions perfectly,

> you are not 100% guaranteed that she will be happy, as she could

> one day feel overcome with the suffocating perfection of her life

> with you and run off with the first wild

> b*stard-bohemian-drunk-bon viveur she meets, who behaves like a

> b*****d, but makes her feel real...

>

> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

>

> 1. Sh*g him now and again

aaaaaaaah ain't you sweet:kiss:

haha yeah maybe slightly!

I'm good, you?

October meet could be good, but would need a car first!

..............any of you lurvely people need a passenger? I'm very good at waving to passing policemen, passing drinks, and I promise not to sing to loudly to the music :bounce:

I'm back, after my 'puter trying to keep me away I have beaten it into submission [with the help of Mojo...cheers!]

So what have I missed?:D

its addictive! :eyes: