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Little Mike comes home after a day out on a school trip to the farm. "What animals did you see today at the farm ?" asks his mum.
"Well" said Mike, "We saw a field of sheep, a field full of pigs & a field full of F**kers !"
His mum is shocked at his reply & asks Mike to describe the "F**kers" in an attempt to establish what he was talking about.
" They were huge " replies little Mike " and black & white. The farmer said we get milk from them."
"Well", says his mum, "they are not called F**kers".
"Oh I know that" says Mike, " the teacher called them 'effers, but I knew what she meant "