deltapapa

I've recently taken up meditation.

It's better than sitting around doing nothing.

2 hours ago, The-Acre said:

Marigold 

gloves

17 minutes ago, NemesisUK said:

Onion 

rings

8 minutes ago, Moleman said:

Projection

image

Hope the supplier doesn’t go bust!

1 hour ago, Moleman said:

Caucus

election

47 minutes ago, J Henderson said:

Vinegar

acid

36 minutes ago, Moleman said:

Escalator 

steps

26 minutes ago, NemesisUK said:

Zippy 

nippy

3 hours ago, NemesisUK said:

Faith 

Adam

25 minutes ago, Moleman said:

Shod 

Slip

14 minutes ago, NemesisUK said:

Diplomatic 

Service

show

I can’t remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals.

I’m LIVID

1 hour ago, NemesisUK said:

Pears 

pairs

A lorry loaded with Vicks vapour rub overturned on the motorway.

Amazingly there was no congestion for eight hours.

Maths made simple

If your wife has £5 and you have £20

your wife has £25.

1 hour ago, Moleman said:

Bungle

Jungle

I recently called an old engineering friend and asked him what he was working on these days.

He replied that he was working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment."

I was impressed until, upon further enquiry, I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision.

3 hours ago, NemesisUK said:

Wooly 

Bully

Lost my job in a Velcro factory.

Couldn’t stick it