Joke

[tdiplc]

I stole this form Tony Parson latest tome ; Man & Wife.

A bloke is sitting on a crammed full aeroplane waiting to take off, and the only seat left empty on the plane is next to him.

He sees a 100% 10 out of 10 gorgeous babe walking down the aisle who comes and sits next to him.

Obviously he starts to chat her up

Him : So how come you're travelling today?

Her : Actually I going to the s*x Exhibition - In fact I lecture on the misconceptions of human sexual nature.

Him; Oh really? What does that mean?

Her; Well, take for example the legend that black men are more well endowed in the manhood department that other men. In fact that is not correct, the most well endowed nationality is actually the Native American Indian.

And take for example the legend that the Italian male is the most attentive and fulfilling lover. In fact that is incorrect, because it is actually the Greek male that is best equiped to give unbridled pleasure to his partner.

Any way, I don't know why I'm telling you all this - I don't even know your name.

Him; Just call me Tonto Papadopoulos :D