I Bet You Know Someone With....

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A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any s*x in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a s*x therapist.

Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese s*x therapist Dr. Chang.

So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.'

The woman did as she was told.

'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'

Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me..' So she did.

Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease.

Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf s*x or dates.'

Worried the woman asked anxiously, 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease?'

Dr.. Chang sighed deeply and replied, 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your A*s.