Mike IS200

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Welcome to the club - enjoy :D

Halfords brake cleaner aerosol and scrub with old tooth or nail brush. Mike :)

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see thePope. Dopey leads the pack "Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment, and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?" After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world." The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the floor - tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting: "Dopey sh*gged a penguin!" "Dopey sh*gged a penguin!" "Dopey sh*gged a penguin!"

The late John Thaw and Kevin Whately - they were filming an episode of ' Morse' up near the Guildhall in London. Standing there exchanging pleasantries with them when another actor comes out of the sandwich bar opposite covered in blood and gore munching on a bacon roll.......bizarre

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Thanks Fidgits, I was getting v wound up trying to do the impossible Mike :mat:

Hi, Sorry about this simpleton question, but can you explain in easy terms how I can attach a JPEG from my C drive to a post. Thanks Mike - IT :tsktsk: WIT

A Zimmer busting 43 from Romford, now Rayleigh.

Congrats on your purchase :D :D Black looks superb after a clean - just a bit of bugger keeping it that way Enjoy

I've seen all the mods you folks do and I'm really tempted, but while the Lex is under warranty I think I'll keep it pretty bog standard - next thing on the list though is a pair of those rather nice 'luminated scuffs. It's a big question of whether to hold on to this motor and then add mods or wait (and save up) for the new 200 which I believe is due sometime in 2005 - hopefully it'll have a few more horses as standard (my only gripe is I keep on getting seen off by the reverse baseball cap Munich brigade) mike :D

Hi all, Well I've had my Lex for 12 months now, (purchased from Lexus Hadleigh who have been excellent) it then took me 9 months to discoverthis site and a further 3 months to sign up (did Gold as well), what am I like Anyway just a quick line to say hello to you all, and I hope I'll be able to add some input to the forums in future. Cheers, Mike :D