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Posts posted by peter026
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'The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow.'
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With the Lexus fairy sitting in the passenger seat, hanging on grimly and ..........
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got mine from http://www.speeding.co.uk B)
Ditto
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999,101
'The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies.'
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Was some empty boxes and some copmputer discs marked.........
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999,110
'A strange thing happened during a performance of Elgar's Sea Pictures at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight. The man playing the triangle disappeared.'
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What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A dope ring
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999,116
Q: How many emergency room technicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One, but the bulb will have to spend 45 minutes in the waiting room.
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Aladdin and his magic lamp. He is sure to fix it, if not then we will just have to............
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The impossible I can do, but miracles take longer. I suggest that if you are in a hurry you call for...........
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999,118
Medical terminology
Serology -- Study of knighthood
Tablet -- Small table
Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport
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smaller one,waving her magic Lexus wand, an elf appeared, a spitting image of Aido. Use some of your Elf magic to make Dave.............
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Also trying her hardest to fix Daves nappy, which by now was...
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999,121
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
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Inebriated
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999,124
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
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Hungry, so Janey sent Barrie, complete with dress, to get some Kebabs......... Meanwhile the Lexus fairy was........
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999,132
I don't exercise at all. If G*d meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
Game: Count Down From 1 Million
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'The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.'