Ronaldo, Luis Figo And David Beckham

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Ronaldo, Luis Figo and DAVID BECKHAM are standing before *** at the throne

of Heaven. *** looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my

side, I must first ask you all a question."

Addressing Ronaldo first he asks, "what do you believe?" Ronaldo looks ***

in the eye and states passionately, "I believe Football to be the food of

life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from

the slums of Rio to the bright lights of Madrid. I have devoted my life to

bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their club."

*** looks up and offers Ronaldo the seat to his left.

He then turns to Luis Figo , "and you, Luis , what do you believe?"

Figo stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are the

fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career providing a

living embodiment of these traits." ***, moved by the passion of the speech

offers Figo the seat to his right.

Finally, he turns to DAVID BECKHAM , "and you, DAVID , do you want your

ball back.......