Las Vegas

[Lex-aholic]

After the tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, yah sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade yah to give me a piece of *****?"

"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?"

When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"

"Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what yah just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but where ah come from in Alabamer we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble yah for a piece uh ***** for mah drink."

[Pip]

Notice how quite a few people read but no one leaves a comment of recent?

[Lex-aholic]

Notice how quite a few people read but no one leaves a comment of recent?

Probably cuz it couldn't be understood.

I've just had a look at it myself - this site rejects the word a$$, so that's what should be in place of the ***** :D

[Noel]

yup... always a bummer when you have to read a joke more than once....

[MacRS200]

I played guess the word for a couple of minutes then gave up, never was any good at crosswords

Good one though

[Lex-aholic]

yup... always a bummer when you have to read a joke more than once....

Wayhey..... :D