Moving In

[Lex-aholic]

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and

went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next

to the mailboxes wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation

with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious

that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying

to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's

go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her

apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her

robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my

best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your

ears!"

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these

breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day!

My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin -- no

blemishes anywhere!

How can you think that the best part

of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you

said you heard someone coming? That was me."

[Ogry]

:D :D :D Classic

[Pip]

LOL!! That one was better dude.

[peter026]

Brill :D :D