One More Joke 4 Ya

[robbo]

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down

next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 news was now on.

The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall

building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan

dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very

upset and handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "fair's fair. Here's your

money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money; I saw this earlier on the 5

o'clock news and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again!"

Bob took the money