Computing For The 21st Century

[Red]

We have a goal to remove all laptop computers by end January 2003 and all desktops computers by end February 2003 as a part of the ongoing cost-cutting around the company.

Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many sound reasons for doing this:

1. No boot-up problems

2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.

3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.

4. No more worries about power cuts.

5. Budget savings on Upgrades unparalleled

Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?

A: Don't shake it.

[tdiplc]

Well a least an Etch a Sketch is red :D

[Red]

clashes with my hair though

[randyreindeer]

I likes that I does.

just forwarded it to my MD.

I can just see the results now. www.lexusownersclub@etchasketck.com

:D