The Midweek Joke

peter026 · 2007-08-29T21:38:03+0000

A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the Doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At the next physical the Doctor talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful." The Doctor exclaimed, "I didn't say that. I said you got a HEART MURMUR. BE CAREFUL." An 80 year old man went to the doctor. The doctor asked him what was wrong. The man said "My s*x drive is too high, I want you to lower it." The doctor said "You are 80 years old and you want your s*x drive lowered?" Yes, the man replied, as he points to his head and says "it's all up here, and I want it lowered

By peter026
August 29, 2007 in Lexus Owners Club Lounge

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