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Shrek

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  1. Wow! great Dib!Dib!Dib! Dob! Dob! Dob! and all those boyscout type sayings I have two cans of ice cold coke:yes:and an even colder can of shandy waiting for S.S. :smug: do you think he will blow up the air bed as well??:lol::lol:
  2. There are 1250 litres to a ton of aviation fuel. a 747 can take over 200,000 litres.
  3. That is a good point. well thought of Dave :lol:
  4. This sounds like a great idea
  5. The Wursels, Combine Harvester Remix The Very Best of Jimmy Osmond The Bachelers Greatest Hits The Goodies Funky Gibbon, House Version Max Bygraves Sings??? Roland Rat & Basil Brush Sing Country :lol::lol:
  6. I just wanted to say thank you to you guys for all your efforts in making this weekend safe, enjoyable, and possible. I am looking forward to it. I have just bought a new tent for the occasion. so watching me and Taj put that up should be entertaining. :lol: see you all Friday evening. :D
  7. :D Hey welcome to the Gs throng. you will not be disapointed in your choice. the wheels you are looking for are a bit hard to come by. Lexusport may have some idea where you can find them he was also looking for a set. Happy hunting. :D
  8. the worst I have had to a tank full 80 Litres 17.5 imp Gallons in my GS300 is 283 miles the best was 412miles before the light came on :)
  9. :o if you put all the telegraph poles in England end to end:rolleyes: You would have a f***ing lot of wood :?:
  10. In 1975 petrol was 25p a gallon:lol:
  11. I think a pair of Dame edna's would look good. No seriously Steve they look cool. But you would look cool in a pair of 1/2 inch thick tinted bifoculs :lol:
  12. The biggest user of gold in any industry is Kodak :P
  13. This might be an interesting Thread. Does anyone have any useless info? Maybe something you heard in the pub or from your partner??? :?: Did you know that if the Sun went out it would be eight minutes before we knew it? :o
  14. Update on rain wizard. I have cleaned it all off with 'Halfords intensive glass cutter'. This is a bit messy to apply as it tends to turn to dust when buffed up. However the results are great. it removes any rain repelent that is applied. as for the rain wizard. It left a smear on the n/s of the screen which I could not remove till now. this is probably down to me applying it badly. I have now used Rain X which as ultaviolet says works really well if applied well. The rain drops have been breaking their little finger nails trying to cling on to the screen :lol:
  15. :yawn:Oh yes believe me there is matey. Here is a little known bit of useless onfo: 'If your watch stops. It is still right twice a day'. :D :?::?:
  16. Should go well with the Green Tyres mate:lol::lol::o:lol::lol:
  17. Well my neighbours now know I have lost the plot! On the bottle of Zymol it states that you must not apply in direct sunlight. and as I was going to go to Bournmouth today I decided to treat Lex to an early morning wash and wax. before the sun got too strong. Makes sense to me. So I was out there in the drive at 5 o'clock washing and polishing away. The car looks Brill, the best shine yet. I am really impressed. As for my neighbours, they have stopped talking to me. I noticed they all waited for me to go inside before they set of for work. :lol: Funny lot round here!:D:smilegrin::D
  18. It's ok Javadude, my car is dirty too. but I cant cleane it because it is to hot:o:o I am waiting till the sun goes down, then I am going to atack it with the Zymol?? :smilegrin:
  19. Thanks guys, when I had TDI do the upgrades they told me there was 175 Bhp at the wheels. Now this is a lot lower than the original spec. The car does pull better. but what am I to take as a frame of reference for power. :?: I am so confused I think I will sit in the corner of my garden and eat worms :(:(
  20. Can one of you very clever people out there answer a tech question for me? The data on my Gs sport says that my car has Max 209bhp at 5800rpm and 203lb.ft max torque at 4800 :?: Can anyone work out what the Max Bhp that would equate to at the rear wheels? :?::?:
  21. I respect the decision of the owner. And I can see why you would not want to see another fish or plate of chips again. don't spill any water on the leather though will you.:lol:
  22. you can eat fish and chips in your pride and joy!:oBut you have to keep some 'Febreze' in the boot. It really does work. As for keeping the grease off the hide, wipe off the first bit of grease you see with the Wife's, Girl friend's, Husband's, BoyFriend's or Partner's fave bit of clothing. :o:o:o:o Trust me they will take care in future. As for the kids? Bless them! Give them bus fare with every meal in case they forget????? ;););)
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