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  1. http://media.putfile.com/V1101_201155 try this one
  2. A day in the life of a LEXUS driver...... The other day I was cruising along as usual in my LEXUS coming to one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic didn't slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motor way! The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn. Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the LEXUS lane (why do underlings use this lane? surely everyone knows it is for LEXUS drivers only?). Anyway, once I was in the LEXUS lane and posing along at 110mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the LEXUS lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph! Naturally, I got to within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the LEXUS lane of my motorway and to get out of my way. Of course, once he realised it was a LEXUS behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me! He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car. Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast! Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to take my driver's licence to a Police Station to be sent away to have some points put on (they're not free points either - they're £20 each and I was only allowed 3)! But the man at the Police Station said that because I drive a LEXUS, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me! See, now THAT's the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a LEXUS!
  3. A day in the life of a LEXUS driver...... The other day I was cruising along as usual in my LEXUS coming to one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic didn't slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motor way! The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn. Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the LEXUS lane (why do underlings use this lane? surely everyone knows it is for LEXUS drivers only?). Anyway, once I was in the LEXUS lane and posing along at 110mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the LEXUS lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph! Naturally, I got to within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the LEXUS lane of my motorway and to get out of my way. Of course, once he realised it was a LEXUS behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me! He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car. Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast! Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to take my driver's licence to a Police Station to be sent away to have some points put on (they're not free points either - they're £20 each and I was only allowed 3)! But the man at the Police Station said that because I drive a LEXUS, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me! See, now THAT's the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a LEXUS!
  4. http://media.putfile.com/V1101_20115541
  5. thanks (f) there from mania raceing
  6. thanks gord, ihave a stainless power flow system from the cat back,sounds nice as it is ,but we always strive for that bit more.
  7. is decating expensive and will i use more petrol,can u tell me what els is envolved
  8. thanks chaps good help ,can i get an induction kit for my 200
  9. is a de-cat worth the trouble, and how much is 1
  10. i like cruising with the boy racers last one was blackpool
  11. :D thanks chaps, i like my well the traction control of butten fore most,love the triple donuts
  12. hello all i have a200sport plat ice ,18in rims,power flow systerm k n filter i want a new grill ie ,no badge can some one help thanks
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