Global_Grafix

Ive just witnessed a TWOCer in a new Scooby STi take out an old bloke in a Granada, then hit a bollard, take it out, then hit a lamp post and take that out to, then the car he nivked car bursting into flames.........then he ran off ! All this happened right outside my office, as I was on the phone to a customer and looking out of the window ! My mate who also saw it outside says he must have been doing a ton easy ! Heres a Pic of the devastation. The police havent caught the idiot yet, how he got out of this in one piece is a mystery. It certainly brings it home about making sure we have adequate security fitted our cars.

I think the best one I ever did was on a good mate of mine. We were working on a site fitting a couple of Gas Turbines, and he had a mega bad cold and he was always sniffing on one of those Vicks torpedo things that you stick up your snitch. Well, it came to lunch break and he left it on the table while he went to the loo. I took out the insert and replaced it with Tomato Sauce :o Well, you should have seen his face when he snorted on it.......It was a classic moment, and it cleared his cold for the rest of the day !

She always has been a minger

Incidentally, that Supra off F&F is now owned by a bloke in Lincoln - he only paid 20k for it including the import charges ! Apparently he uses it as his daily runner !

Its got a Sparco steering wheel quick release boss ! :P

Stuff em, I have always done my own electrical, plumbing and building work. I know of alot of tradesmen who do shabby jobs. Its just an excuse by the government to pressure the JIB into realising there is a skills gap. If people follow this law, there will be a massive shortage of sparkies, whcih means more training, which means more people in college, which means more people off the dole and out of the unemployment stats, which means less money to pay out by the goverment on social security. Its all a big scam. I will continue to do my own work in my own home, as is my right. Not to save money, but so I know the job is done right !

Ive seen some things in my life, ive been to some strange places, ive been asked to do plenty of strange things in my time, and Ive seen plenty of strange things happen, but this has just gotta be in the top 10: This is a real job for us to do, a major decal job, all over body-wrap with plenty of colourful motorsport type logos. I thought he was joking ! Suggestions on a postcard to............

Has anyone ever seen any cars with colour-coded drive belts? I want some if there is such a thing? I wonder if the material they are made from would take a dye?? Nice blue ones to match the samco and anodised stuff would finish it off me thinks.

I aint got a clue yet :duh:

Not only is my V5 wrong, but im starting to wonder whether my car is what its supposed to be. During my service yesterday it was found that my Diff is not a LSD ! I thought that the Sport had an LSD as standard fit ! I need to know more before i take this further.

Ive got the same trouble, especialluy now Im running a wider profile tyre and the roads are damp and dirty. I go around the same roundabout every morning and every night, and Im learning quickly how to power slide ! Give it another couple of weeks I will be happily drifting.......... Its scary though when you dont expect it. pooh kaka indeed, need new air freshener.

now yuor tkanig the psis :D

I just want to make enough money doing the Catalyst Handling and Mechanical Engineering and Grafix and Polishing t obe able to find someone to take my place so I can sit back, and just enjoy life without any worries or day to day stress. I think if I could have my time again, I would have stayed in the Army. It was always my first choice.

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Apprantly, I am a Slam-Dancing foot worshipper who loves to punish Ed Kotch Who the flip is Ed Kotch.

Has anyone had one of these fitted yet? what is the fit like? They dont look bad actually but need to know more. Looking at them, they have good long Primary's for torque balance and the pattern is good for peak power. Need to know several things: 1. Internal bore - is it matched or greater to the exhaust port for diameter 2. material grade.

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