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[SHAHZ]

TACOS

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My

>three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I

>was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch

>in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While

>enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked

>my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that

>Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed

>to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had

>an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me..." Then I said,

>"Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"

>"No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident,

>because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo! I asked one more time,

>"Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked

>down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled.

>"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked

>to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants

>and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for

>the best laugh they'd ever had!