Bazza-old

tree

dont taste it !! you dont know what harm it could do to you might have even been a cat

i have replaced all mine with longer bolts and locking nuts the problem is the original nut bit is not good, once the screws are loctited in its easier for the nut to spin than the scew try talking to TTE they might send you a new box

me - not i will miss you all though

i wont be there

dont leave it till too late in the day though :winky:

my bar does touch the felt but about 2-3 inches in from the bends, just leaves a black mark which easily rubs off but it doesnt affect the closing of the bonnet

best wishes

;)

toenails

races

which is which then :P

coz i havent got a rubber tree

bsa

what front page

nativity play

angels

cocaine

you sniffing that nos again dave

g strings

the rear lock on my escort van needed a new rubber ring (goes between lock and bodywork) its about 3cm across and made of rubber go to local ford dealer (conversation as follows) i want a new rubber bit one minute and i will spend 10mins looking it up its off the lock yes sir you can have one, but you need to buy the lock kit ok whats that, and how much its a lock kit, and will cost you £25 +vat but i only want the rubber bit yes sir but you need to buy the kit but it is only a bit of rubber yes sir it comes in the kit but i dont want to pay £25 for a rubber ring yes sir but that does come with a key but i dont need a key, actually a spare might come in handy yes sir but it will be a different key to your others cant i have the same key yes sir it will have to be made in our workshop how much will that be well it will be around £60 what ! well thats about an hours labour sir what to cut a key no to make a new barrel to fit your key sir but i only really want a rubber bit yes sir but it only comes in the kit thats really stupid yes sir i walked away went to the scrappy and the bloke gave me one thought he deserved a drink unlike ford

shoemakers (is this the right thread ??)

damp patch

only nearly