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  1. 999,674 Computers are like air-conditioners: both stop working properly, if you open windows.
  2. 999.686 My wife only has s*x with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg
  3. 999,688 When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them
  4. 999,691 If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
  5. 999,693 My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
  6. 999,695 Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film
  7. 999,697 Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
  8. 999,699 If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
  9. 999,701 I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
  10. 999,703 Don't steal. The government hates competition
  11. 999,707 Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep
  12. 999,709 Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back
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