peter026
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999,349 Harry's wife says, "Harry, do these jeans make my ***** look like the side of the house?" He says, "No, our house isn't blue."
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Overload
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999,365 I mix my water myself—two parts H and one part O.
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Sweat
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999,370 In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
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Testosterone
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999,372 The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train
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Women
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999,378 I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose
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Empty
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999,384 How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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Sewer
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999,386 Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade!
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999,388 Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
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What's the round button on the right hand side of the steering wheel for? Looks like a hunched over person with a fart cloud behind him The ejector seat
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Have a great night
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Stool
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999,399 Assassins do it from behind
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Lucifer
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999,415 Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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999,417 Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
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Devil
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999,419 s*x is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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Habit
