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  1. 999,616 No one ever says, "It's only a game." when their team is winning.
  2. 999,636 A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.
  3. 999,643 Learn from your parents' mistakes; use birth control
  4. 999,645 If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
  5. 999,647 Thieves made off with a toilet from police station, police say they have nothing to go on
  6. 999,649 Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?? A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!! ...
  7. 999,651 What do you call someone who used to like tractors? An ex-tractor fan.
  8. 999,653 The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
  9. 999,657. A fool is a 27 story window-washer who steps back to admire his work.
  10. 999,661 Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.
  11. 999,668 When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
  12. 999,671 If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?
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