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999,427 Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity

Sisters

999,434 A day without sunshine is like, night.

Honey

Powder

999,642 If an average human scrotum were stretched until all its wrinkles were smoothed out, it could hold a basketball.

India

999,465 A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

999,470 I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.

Greens

This is for 12000 miles per annum Lexus IS 2.2 Litre Diesel: IS 220d ... 3.24 Tons of Co2 2. Lexus RXh 3.3 Litre Hybrid: RX 400h ... 3.71 Tons of Co2 3. Lexus IS 2.2 Litre Diesel: IS 220d Sport ... 3.77 Tons of Co2 4. Lexus IS 2.5 Litre petrol: IS 250 Auto ... 4.13 Tons of Co2 5. Lexus IS 2.5 Litre petrol: IS 250 ... 4.46 Tons of Co2 6. Lexus GS 3 Litre petrol: GS 300 ... 4.48 Tons of Co2 7. Lexus RX 3.5 Litre petrol: RX 350 ... 5.1 Tons of Co2 8. Lexus LS 4.6 Litre petrol: LS 460 ... 5.04 Tons of Co2 9. Lexus SC430 4.3 Litre petrol: SC 430 ... 5.19 Tons of Co2 10. Lexus GS 4.3 Litre petrol: GS 430 ... 5.19 Tons of Co2

Now that is a cracking Idea..........One problem, how do you fit 100's of managers into the technical area

(of) Beef

Have a great night..........erm I mean week end

999,484 Few women admit their age; few men act it.

Cars

999,498 Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets.

Restaurant

999,500 Answer phone message "....If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...."

revenue

999,503 "I bumped into an old acquaintance the other day, he told me he had taken a job as a postman. He said it was better than walking the streets."

999,505 'I got up just like that, well it could of been like that, but, no it was like that.... anyway I leapt up, and I opened the door in my pyjamas, It's a funny place to have a door I know'.

999,507 'So I said to the doctor'. ' People keep taking the Mickey out of me because I keep thinking I'm a cricket ball. 'The doctor said 'Howzat?' I said, 'don't you start'.

Why did Mac insist on playing a different game to which the players play week in and week out for their clubs is beyond me. Peter Crouch playing alone up front with orders to knock the ball back for the incoming Gerrard and Lampard, was a disaster, all he was in effect, was another defender for Croatia. It took the changes at half time to waken the team up, and then to sit back after scoring the second was another mistake. New manager...........The special one? or go for another English manager, Like Harry Rednap or Stuart Pierce

Yes, you should be able to run on a 50/50 mix, depending on what type of seals you have on the fuel filter, normally after 500 mile the fuel filter should be changed, as the veg oil will loosen the crud left by Diesel, but if you add 1 ltr of white spirit, this will help keep the veggy oil thinner so you could get away with 60/40 in favour of veggie oil. If by some misfortune, you get a slight leak from the fuel filter, just top up with Diesel, and this will fix any leak. Even better if you can find a garage which sells Biodiesel as this has been through various stages to remove water and glycerin. I run my truck on BioDiesel @ 90p a ltr. and find it quicker and a slightly better mpg. In the winter I run on 80% bio and 20% diesel. People can smell you coming a mile off, a mobile chip fryer Have a great journey