More Ho Ho Ho

[DavidCM]

I would suspect this is probably a "staged" sign, partly redacted for those of a delicate nature.

[Phil xxkr]

More ho ho ho;read recently if you still have any crackers left 😎

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel after a large chess tournament.

Rather than going straight to their rooms, the group stayed together in the lobby discussing the day’s events and their recent victories.

After an hour, the manager of the hotel entered the lobby and asked them to disperse.

“But why?” they asked.

The manager answered,

“Because I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

 

[GMB]

 

That rubbish cracker joke gave me this awful thought that has been bugging me for a while.

Cross Labrador - poodle  = labradoodle. - Cocker spaniel - poodle =Cocker poo ( or is it Spanner doodle? ).  Shih Tzu - Poodle =  work it out for yourself, the censor will have a fit. All our neighbours have these yappy brown brain damaged crossbreeds and I cannot figure out for the life of me what the attraction is..  The sh*tpoo cross is a particular pain in the ****.