*** Damn **** heads!

[Andy.thomas]

:flaming::flaming::flaming::flaming:

Just had the worst moment that could happen to any of us, having my reg number read out by a DJ a nightclub.

Followed by being escorted to the front door by a bouncer to be met by 4 coppers!

'Evening sir, dir you own a blue lexus?'

Err, yeah

'W8... ...?'

err, yeah

'We've just arrested a gentleman for suspicion of criminal damage to your vehicle sir, would you like to come and inspect it?'

ERRRRR YEAH!

******* tried to climb over a wall, after being kicked out of the club, fell and landed on me bonnet!

Fair do's to the police tho, happened to be in the right place at the right time, but have been real helpful - and saving grace - he's gonna have a minging hang over in the morning, in a cell, being questioned :flaming:

The WPC said to me - i need you to give me a rough idea how much it will cost to repair - I was like errr hang on - it's 1am on a saturday morning and you want me to start reeling off prices for Lexus parts and labour?!?!?!? She said, hmm i see your point, well i'll put down up to £1000 for now then!

[Mitch]

bad news mate. find out the guys name then go kick **** into him. wait til after its gone through for the damage though, thats wot i would do. i dropped a guy on a little sidestreet by the stafford prison for spitting on my car afetr i jus had someone wash, 1 elbow and he went down like bricks, my little bro was sat in the car shocked as i jus got in and drove off. messin wit ppl's cars is crap it really annoys me. at least the cops done did somethin right for once

[GCHQAgent]

Watch it Playa... I'm all for getting people to appreciate others' property, but you don't wanna land yourself in trouble over something silly.

That said... if you've checked no one's around....

[Mitch]

absoloutly nobody. i jus pulled over i evn left the door open. it was a ghost street. nice road with a lovely dip in the middle before the hill starts, nice for ripping the car down there:rolleyes: