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About Andy.thomas

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  1. Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!! It scared me ( I'm a man ) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which, knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and disconnected an important call! F'ING WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!
  2. Hmm so you chose to ignore the second challenge then Matt?!?
  3. Looks v.nice mate! I just need to find a way of getting 3 new callipers out of Lexus on warranty (had one today!), and I can do mine! :D
  4. I reckon we could even get it put on the official website - hmmm steve? ;)
  5. Guess he was feeling a little horse after that incident!
  6. thats the size I would have had to order anyway LOL @ Matt... C'mon guys get ordering!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D Ian. Hee hee - im gonna order 25 items just for the larf at JAE! But only if Matt models it at JAE lets say about midday Saturday?!? :D
  7. Good Work (again) Steve! It shall come a travelling to all my customers with me! :)
  8. Hmmm ok Andy's wrong - nowt new there then! :iraqi-info-minister:
  9. Yeah you need to edit your profile - I'm just plain lazy :)
  10. Don't know if it's more automated these days, but I think it depends on whether you catch Steve online or not (which is pretty much all the time!)
  11. Not sure we're talking about the same thing here Matt!
  12. i find anti clockwise by 90 degrees works best for me - however I did notice a few scratch marks appearing next to my filler cap now Not so good! Oh and i found a garage where the auto shut off doesn't work too well when you don't use the nozzles straight - petrol all over me
  13. :P :D :P - Obviousley not your thing Claire! :)