Time For A Laugh !

[Lex-aholic]

The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

Her Majesty and His Holiness, however, have seen it

all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the

Queen says to the Pope, "Do you know that with

just one little wave of my hand I can make every

English person in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so

she shows him. Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave elicits

rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsudes.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what

he could do. "Your Majesty, that was impressive. But

did you know that with just one little wave of MY

hand I can make every IRISH person in the crowd go crazy with joy ?

This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your

subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so.

One little wave of your hand and ALL Irish people will rejoice forever ? Show me."

So the Pope slapped the bitch

[javadude]

Err not funny and not nice. Why bother posting?

[Lex-aholic]

Err not funny and not nice. Why bother posting?

Sorry if I offended you javadude, but it was just a joke

[javadude]

Its OK. Not offended. Just not sure about the designation as "Joke". But hey I'm not the humour police and no one laughs at my jokes

[Lex-aholic]

Its OK. Not offended. Just not sure about the designation as "Joke". But hey I'm not the humour police and no one laughs at my jokes

No probs buddy. :)

Maybe this is one of those "jokes" that Scarface needs to bin ? :winky:

[Tarmac]

well i thought it was funny (and not in a disrespectful way) - pinch of salt and all that. ;)

it probably won't last long here tho Lex :D

[Lex-aholic]

well i thought it was funny (and not in a disrespectful way) - pinch of salt and all that. ;)

it probably won't last long here tho Lex :D

We'll see if it last longer that your whale one did Yesterday !! :D

Have you read the ones in the Gold forum yet. I thought I'd post them there to be safe :winky:

[Tarmac]

i'll have a goo at em later - that gold site takes an age to load for me!

[gsportcars]

Thought it was very funny.

Don't see what the problem is????

It's only a joke.

[Pip]

Funny stuff. Forget the PC people lex-aholic, dont like it dont view it. :tsktsk: