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Tiss true... the club mascot (Hypothetical) is not well :crybaby: According to the vet he has been bittern by some sort of 'WARE-CAT-WOLF' on the face, and this has become infected..... the vet did say Tigger would live but.......does not recommend it! :ohmy:

Messages of concern have been received from Dr Martin and Heathrow with a possible minutes silence if Tiggers recovery fails and.........he lets go :crybaby:

I am sure most would remember Tigger as the first cat to become airborne via a loving kick up the 'DOT' via the DR Martian boot (nine out of ten cats prefer them) and become visible on Heathrow's radar.... he is trained to 'ear steer' and has 'catnav'... this seems a fulfilled life for a cat.

All donations to assist recovery would be welcomed, made payable to 'Mandy's Massage'

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:D 'chill' peeps....

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Tiss true... the club mascot (Hypothetical) is not well :crybaby: According to the vet he has been bittern by some sort of 'WARE-CAT-WOLF' on the face, and this has become infected..... the vet did say Tigger would live but.......does not recommend it! :ohmy:

Messages of concern have been received from Dr Martin and Heathrow with a possible minutes silence if Tiggers recovery fails and.........he lets go :crybaby:

I am sure most would remember Tigger as the first cat to become airborne via a loving kick up the 'DOT' via the DR Martian boot (nine out of ten cats prefer them) and become visible on Heathrow's radar.... he is trained to 'ear steer' and has 'catnav'... this seems a fulfilled life for a cat.

All donations to assist recovery would be welcomed, made payable to 'Mandy's Massage'

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:D 'chill' peeps....

should have bought him that parachute for xmas :winky:

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Ohh no such sad news Tony :(

The 'Doc Martining' of Tigger holds so many happy (and very funny) memories for me and I am sure many other peeps on here, I wish him all the best in a hopefully speedy recovery :D

To be bitten by a 'WERE CAT WOLF' is I am sure was a very traumatic experience for poor Tigger :crybaby:

Lets all hope that he does certainly live to 'fly' another day :D

p.s. Donation sent via 'Mandy's Massage' - I am presuming this is the new specialist cat treatment by the lovely Mandy to extend Tiggers 9 lives :winky:

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Maybe to late everyone :crybaby: As of 12.01am last night obvious transitions with TIG developed.

I saw a horrible....hideous....distorted face when my wife said, 'look his fur is now black'.... as soon as my vision recovered, i delivered a full 180 degree kick!

This Dawn TIG returned with embossed letters on his arse....... 'KU EHT NI EDAM' .....remember the Exorcist :o and he was somewhat different......

Looking at this hideous, horrible distorted face again, then the cat, i said to my wife....... whilst feeding the cat 'Minted leg of Dog'.......nine out of ten 'ware-cats-wolf's' prefer them!..... those raised embossed letters seem familiar?

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Well after eating both 'Minted legs of Dog' TIG was in the Buggies cage.....using the Beak as a tooth pick, then in the mirror i saw the reflected image of the words...

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MADE IN THE UK.

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to be continued:-

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OMG....so the final transformation is now happening........

TIGGER is turning into a colour changing, minted leg of Dog eating Ware-Cat-Wolf :blink:

Who instead of attacking the budgie, calmly uses his beak for a tooth pick.............I have only ever heard of these symptoms in the far reaches of Kathmandu where the villagers train their cats to fly through the air upon the sight of a Doc Martin boot :o

As for Tiggers embossed arse do you think could be down to when Tigger was last launched into hyperspace he was possibly 'marked' by some aliens to ensure his safe return :hehe:

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OMG....so the final transformation is now happening........

TIGGER is turning into a colour changing, minted leg of Dog eating Ware-Cat-Wolf :blink:

Who instead of attacking the budgie, calmly uses his beak for a tooth pick.............I have only ever heard of these symptoms in the far reaches of Kathmandu where the villagers train their cats to fly through the air upon the sight of a Doc Martin boot :o

As for Tiggers embossed arse do you think could be down to when Tigger was last launched into hyperspace he was possibly 'marked' by some aliens to ensure his safe return :hehe:

bloody ell .........dont encourage him :shutit:

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When do we get the next episode. Do we have to wait for ratings season?

I have been advised to limit this soap to Mondays and Fridays due to 'flood control' here.... this i must respect.

........ that's another thing, why are the soaps called 'soaps?'

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I know :shifty: ..... why do you think? :duh:

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........ that's another thing, why are the soaps called 'soaps?'

Same Old Aging Plots Stupid :D

Naaaaah your worlds away.....(half a world) :hehe: soap operas are so called because they were sponsored by washing powder manufactures on radio, in 1947 the first TV opera retained the same name 'soap'.

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........ that's another thing, why are the soaps called 'soaps?'

Same Old Aging Plots Stupid :D

Naaaaah your worlds away.....(half a world) :hehe: soap operas are so called because they were sponsored by washing powder manufactures on radio, in 1947 the first TV opera retained the same name 'soap'.

Don't I at least get 1 point for effort :msn-cry: I thought these days you were supposed to encourage the slower pupils

Don't I at least get 1 point for effort :msn-cry: I thought these days you were supposed to encourage the slower pupils

How about a preview of the next installment before it is published to make up for treating me so harshly :lol:

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:- In continuation.

Thank you everyone for the advice and donations....(please no more minted dogs legs)

The budgie is OK..... beak is a little blunt...but he is responding well to therapy.. food/water

Good news is, since Tigger was bittern on the face by the 'WEAR-CAT-WOLF' and not the neck, he maybe OK after all.......

Being a loving owner :D Both Dr Martin and myself felt it necessary that Tig's 'Raised letters' on his arse was checked by a vet,

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The vet did say Aaaaaah then he left :huh: 'how rude'.....this put Tigger off his food and he ate nothing that night.......poor thing.

It has been suggested that the embossed raised letters on his arse are some form of exterrestrial post code, please get real LOC.... even Tigger laughed at that one.

Admittedly things are different around here...'dogs got a limp' ... today i took her for a nice long 'drag' over the fields, and we ploughed along happily.....she ended up with a muddy nose though? (stupid mut)

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Has been a weired few days...... the image of the horrible distorted face is very vivid...even my wife

has commented that tig is not as was.......

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Sadly i may have to force the issue, and deliver inclination for the last time :crybaby:

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Mike watch out!......... incoming!

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in anticipation tig has become aware and is on the run..

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please be aware....lock up your dogs (legs) hide the mint.

Heathrow airport are on alert and have guard 'drags' on patrol, if you see this cat......you are more mad than me :whistling:

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To be continued:-

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