Blonde Joke !

[Lex-aholic]

A plane is on its way to London when a blonde in Economy Class gets

up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight

attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then

tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have

to sit in the back.

The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London

and I'm staying right here!"

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and

co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that

belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because

she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her

seat.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London

and I'm staying right here!"

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police

waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen

to reason.

The pilot says, "You say she's blonde?, I'll handle this, I'm married

to a blonde, I speak blonde!" He goes back to the blonde, whispers in

her ear.

She says "Oh, I'm sorry," gets up and moves back to her seat in the

economy section.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he

said to make her move without any fuss.

"I told her First Class isn't going to London."

[lelandv]

An oldie, but still a goodie! :D

L.

[Pip]

good stuff!!