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Credit (pun intended) to d2carazy

What is the difference between a banker and a bank robber? One wears a


How do you know an optimistic banker? He irons five shirts on a Sunday


Definition of a nervous wreck: a man who has a house payment, a car

payment, a wife and a girlfriend.... and they're all a month late!

Did you hear in Kerry they think the Credit Crunch is a new breakfast


The Americans have Barack Obama, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder.

We have Brian Cowen, No Cash, No Hope and No Bloody Wonder!

The credit crunch has helped me get back on my feet. The cars been


Recession is worse than divorce, you lose half your fortune but you're

still married.

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