Recession Jokes

MacRS200 · 2009-04-02T20:34:59+0000

Credit (pun intended) to d2carazy What is the difference between a banker and a bank robber? One wears a balaclava! How do you know an optimistic banker? He irons five shirts on a Sunday evening! Definition of a nervous wreck: a man who has a house payment, a car payment, a wife and a girlfriend.... and they're all a month late! Did you hear in Kerry they think the Credit Crunch is a new breakfast cereal! The Americans have Barack Obama, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder. We have Brian Cowen, No Cash, No Hope and No Bloody Wonder! The credit crunch has helped me get back on my feet. The cars been repossessed. Recession is worse than divorce, you lose half your fortune but you're still married.

By MacRS200
April 2, 2009 in Lexus Owners Club Lounge

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