A Few Murrayisms...

[Frankiethebear]

"Unless
I am very much mistaken.... I AM very much mistaken!"

"Mansell
is slowing down, taking it easy. Oh no he isn't IT'S A LAP RECORD."

"This
is an interesting circuit, because it has inclines. And not just up,
but down as well."

"The
lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is
identical."

"The
most important part of the car is the nut that holds the wheel."

"I
know it's an old cliche, but you can cut the atmosphere with a
cricket stump."

"Tambay's
hopes, which were nil before, are absolutely zero now."

"And
there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself."

"That's
the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix,
having done so in Canada earlier this year."

"Here
in Malaysia, it doesn't rain here by the bucketful, it rains by the
ocean."

"How
you can crash into a wall without it being there in the first place
is beyond me!"

"Excuse
me while I interrupt myself"

"And
the first five places are filled by five different cars."

"And
Damon Hill is following Damon Hill."

"Michael
Schumacher is leading Michael Schumacher."

"Jean
Alesi is 4th and 5th."

"Villeneuve
is now twelve seconds ahead of Villeneuve."

"Frentzen
is taking, er, reducing that gap between himself and Frentzen."

"This
has been a great season for Nelson Piquet, as he is now known, and
always has been."

"It's
lap 26 of 58, which unless I'm very much mistaken is half way."

"I'm
ready to stop my start watch."

"Only
a few more laps to go and then the action will begin. Unless this is
the action, which it is!"

"I
can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be
some sort of grip problem."

"He's
obviously gone in for a pit stop. I say obviously, because I cannot
see anything."

"And
the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn't surprising as this
is an all Escort race."

"He
is exactly 10 seconds ahead, or more approximately, 9.86 seconds."

"Look
up there! That's the sky!"

"There's
nothing wrong with his car except that it's on fire."

"I
don't want to tempt fate but Damon Hill is now only half a lap from
his first Grand Prix win and… and HE'S SLOWING DOWN, DAMON HILL IS
SLOWING DOWN… HE'S... HE'S STOPPED!"

"As
you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is
fifth."

"He's
the only man on the track, except for his car."

"You
might think that's not cricket, and it's not. It's motor racing."

"And
Michael Schumacher is actually in a very good position. He is in last
place."

"One
light, two lights, three lights, four laps, five lights, go, go, go!"

"That's
history. I say history because it happened in the past."

"There
are a lot of IFs in Formula One, in fact IF is Formula One
backwards!"

"Anything
happens in Grand Prix racing, and it usually does."