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Steve :saint:is going to ***** himself laughing that his newly appointed PR guys are asking for help already, but he can not kill the bonnie wabit yet! :D:P What I need from you guys is names of any tuner, dealer or garage near to you that you would be willing to visit on behalf of the club. I need this info because after I have contacted them via e-mail, phone or letter they may require more information about the club and our goals. That’s when a visit is required. If you are willing to go visit we shall provide you with all the info you need to answer all their questions. Your help would be greatly appertained. Graeme & Matt:cool:

I have noticed in some of your posts you speak of things on your Finnish IS that the UK model does not have. e.g. HID headlights and Auto Dimming rear view mirror. Your country seems to have a IS300 spec IS200.

Now I see nothing! Picked up the car on Saturday and although highly happy with the car.......................depressed about the lack of rear view.:(:(:(:(:(

Get upgraded to XP, I know it's only helping Bills wallet but it's much better.:D

Speeding There was a middle aged guy who bought a brand new Lexus convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it up to 100mph and he enjoyed the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought and floored it some more. He looked in his rearview mirror and there was a Florida Highway Patrol Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blasting. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 120mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the State Trooper to catch up with him. The Trooper pulled in behind the Lexus and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said looking at his watch, "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding, that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked back at the Trooper and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back." The State Trooper said, "Have a nice day." :smilegrin::smilegrin:

Women Language Lesson Words women use: FINE This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it’s an even trade. NOTHING This means something and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. ‘Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with the word “Fine.” GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over “Nothing” and will end with the word “Fine.” GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows) This means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care.” You will get a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing.” SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content. THAT’S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead.” At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay.” THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you’re welcome. THANKS A LOT This is much different than “Thanks.” A woman will say, “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh.” Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the Loud Sigh,” as she will only tell you “Nothing.”

Bad Language The triplet boys were starting to pick up some bad language and their mother had tried everything she could think of to get them to stop it. Pleading, ignoring, yelling, time out...nothing worked. She told her husband about it and he said when talking fails try good old fashioned discipline. The next morning the terrible threesome came downstairs for breakfast. The father asked the first one "What do you want for breakfast?" The first one thought for a few seconds and said "I'll have some Goddamned eggs!" WHAM! the father slapped the boy in the mouth and knocked him backwards away from the table. The dad now turned to number two son and repeated the question. "What do YOU want for breakfast?" The second one looked at his crying brother on the floor and said " I'll have some F&^%£n' eggs." WHAM! The second brother was now in the same situation as the first, mouth smacked and sitting on his butt on the floor crying. The father now turned to face son number three. "WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR BREAKFAST!" He yelled at the kid. Number three looked at his brothers on the floor, covering their mouths and crying and he looked at his father and said "One thing's for sure, I don't want no Goddamned f*&^%n' eggs!" :D [Edited on 8-3-2002 by brn7y]

Extreme Stress A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering frim a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress.If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die: "Each morning fix him a healthy breafast. Be pleasant and make sure he's in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Dont burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him it will only make him stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs. Encourage him to watch some type of sporting event on T.V. And most importantly make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. "If you can do this for 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home the husband asked his wife , "What did the doctor say?" "You're gonna die." she replied.

Drunk Confession A drunk man staggers into a Church and sits down in a confessional box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs a few times to attract his attention, but the man still says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the drunk replies, "No use knocking man, there's no paper on this side either." :P

its about 1180 euros Don't be daft, the Euro is worth less than the doller, it's really 3,078.27 EUR

fluff you're fast...............i just went in to edit it a second after the dislexic keyboard got me :o

:cool::cool::cool: Try this link http://www.visionexpress.com/ :P:P [Edited on 8-3-2002 by brn7y]

I found out today that the new 2002 IS has an normal rear view mirror as apposed to the wide angle one fitted now. I also found out that I can't swap them over due to a new headlining. The dealer said I was the only one who liked it. Do you like you're wide angle?

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Give Oliver a call at Xtreme he will give you a good deal. 01279 412603

Sorry Steve Redline have posted the web address and e-mail in there magazine but they have put my name under it...................very sorry as I know you do all the work.:(:(

It found my town, but will we be able to get it smaller?

For £1900 you could get a set of cromed 19's with tyres. That is to much money for stock style 17's

3. its free! ...okay so the last one is a bit lame :) To a tight Scotsman this is the most important thing.:D 1)Fellowship 2)Knowledge 3)Mutal adoration of one great creation! (not Steve):saint: [Edited on 7-3-2002 by brn7y]

If you uprated the springs to no more than -30mm on relitively new dampers you should have no problems, but if you've done a lot of miles you would be better to uprated the dampers. If you want to go lower you will need to uprated them to shorter items to stop you riding the bump stops all the time. Also get a Lexus dealer to check your alignment after you do anything.

The bay is looking excellent now matt, you have really put good thought into what you've added.

Help yourself they are in the gallery......black with 19's.:D

Heres the slide show http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/longolexus/slid...r=/Work&.view=t

The system Lexus offers is the RAC trackstar and you can get it much cheaper away from Lexus. The real question is "where do you live" I live in North East Scotland and car crime is low. I still fit a steering lock though it deters the opertunist. If you live in London or Birmingham then fit as much as you can.

As you guy's were in a car cleaning mood, I thought I would join in. I got the house guard to clean the pick-up!!:P