Very funny Mr Anees.
So..just for you G-O-R-D, I'd was in Glasgow, had finished test driving the car, was sitting in the driver's seat, car was on side of the road..I had just signed the new owners slip, when I hear a loud noise, and a car has smashed my wing mirror!
I take note of the reg number, and *sigh*.
5 mins later, an elderly geezer comes up to me and says it was him, and he will cover the bill, gave me his name and address. I was shocked! You know why?
NOBODY in London would come BACK to own up!