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An accountant gets home very late one night. Fuming, his wife asks, "Where the hell have you been?"

"I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" She frowns, "Really? What kind of tattoo did you get then?"

"I got a hundred Grand note tattooed on my willy!" he says proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" his wife asks shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would some boring accountant get a hundred Grand note tattooed on his willy of all places?"

"Well I like to watch my money grow," he explains. "Secondly, once in a while, I like to play with my money. Thirdly, I like how money feels in my hand. And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, now you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred Grand any time you like!"

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