Time For A Monday Joke !

[Lex-aholic]

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as

her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next

hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands

together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around

in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

"Please allow me to help. I'm a physio-therapist and I know I could

relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

"Oh, no, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man

replied.

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still

clasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to his side, loosened his

pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful

massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel?"

He replied, "It feels really, really great, but my thumb still hurts

like hell."

[Zee007]

LOL! :D

[steveo]

[peter026]

Good 'un :D :D

[Noel]

:D