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Atm..................NO! My backs sore as hell lol.

As is says, today got my first tattoo done, and fook me did it hurt like hell. Dont think iv got a high pain tolarence level LOL. The tat was dedicated to my father who pass away over 9 years ago all of a sudden, he was a huge fisherman who spent most of his free time fishing or being part of the Longsdale angling club. Took over 2 hours to complet, iv wanted a tattoo for years but never found somthing that i wanted to carry with me forever. So what do you think?

Anyone got pic of where and who they fitted theres, got the drivers side doublesided to the flat bit of wing behind the headlight, pass side is wegded inbetween wing and fuse box.

I drive like london cabbie, so most of the time LOL! Theres a few country lanes near where i live so this time of year would be a great time to have them.

Got a set of HIDs in the driving lights, anybody gone a put a set in their full beam lights?

Just got home from work to find this email waiting for me. Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) 'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.' 1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? 'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' ' LMFAO

As they would never sell any of them as spares and charge like a "Wounded Rino!"

So tonight i paid a call on one of my old pals in Morecambe to see how he was doing as hes just got out of the hospital. We sat and talked about this n that and i sugested that we popped outside so he could have a look at my new Lexus. It was parked in his drive which faces down hill towards his garage door, so were sat inside with the engine running, HID lights on lighting the garage door as it was parked nose in and im running trough what does what, so i went to turn on the rear fog lights as we would see their refletion in the patio doors. Hit the button and nothing happend so i turn my head round to see why and i saw loads of "water mist" over the windscreen, thinking that it had started to drizzle i flicked the wipers to clear and turned back round to see the fog lights agian, hit the button nothing? so turning my head back to the front of the car same again mist on the window? this went on for 3 more times till i realized i was pushing the ****** front headlights washers........... My mate was wetting himself for at least 20mins or so whilest calling me a n00b, oh well they say "laughter was the best medicine".

Sweet, sorted now. Cheers lads.

It must have being boy scouts "bob a job week" and they got the local troop to do it after they were treated to a six pack each plus a packet of 20 funny fags to smoke..... Im supprised that the guy who did this work is still walking, and not had his knee caps parted from his legs, after all its in the good old US of A where you can have a gun!!!

I find that the is has one of the best rear view mirrors iv ever looked into, gives a good pan of the back seated area. Only draw back is no rear wipe, shame....

Push your hand into the leather gater round the gear lever, hook you fingers under the console bit and give it a pull, should just lift off giving you accses to underneath....

I'm a member of a few forums and most support email notification to tell you when theres a reply to a subcribed topic. Dose this forum support this as i cant seem to find anything to link it to my email.... Cheers.

I'd defo say its a speaker for an old fone kit, check behind the glove box for the rest of the wiring, fav spot for fitters to dump the rest of the kit there......

The first time i sat in an IS was at the valeters place in the alley behind my store, as i sat in it and looked at the dials for the frist time i thought to myself "i'll never own anything as nice as this inside" Dreams do come true, bit Disney that sorry................

Haha blind date returns.... I see what our all saying now about Omegas post... Think ill sit tight for the mo on buying one till iv had a look for lifters on the net. But will keep it in mind Omega cheers.

Wil one be enough to lift and keep the bonnet up? I'm always off tusedays Stav........ But i can meet you somewhere and have a chat, drink?

Not working tomorrow Stav, ok for thursday if thats ok with you. Cheers btw.

Mmmmmmmmm bonnet lifters, i like big time! Any links at to where i can get them from, and are they easy to fit?

Yesterday, seeing as it was soooo nice, i desided to have a go at cleaning under the bonnet. Started with replacing a load of rusty bolts with s/steel allen bolts and a quick rub voer with the polish. I had all but done and went to close the bonnet and noticed the rusty bonnet stay clippy thing had a rusty bolt too, but this was a slef tapper, so off to my trays of bits n bobs and what do you know found a nice new one to fit the bill, screwed it in place and it looked the boom. "SNAP!" as i went to put the stay back...................! ATM its held up with a cable tie and an old pipe clip, but would lick to have it sorted. What price are these? or is there an easy fix?

Today at work i was that busy i decided to replace the air and pollen filters on my is as i dont know when they were last done, only owning the car of a month. All i can say is not soon enough!! Car has had 3 owners from new all ladies!!!! :whistling: Need i say any more.............

LMFAO & ROFL Quality find that...

Er how cheap these have got in the past 12 months! ebay linky

Cheers lads, eBay a hunting i go then.....

Ok im gonna start doing small upgrades to my IS, as iv sold my 306 S16 iv got a pocket full o cash which i intend to put into the Lex. I had on my S16 projector lights with HIDs, i would like some HIDs for the Lex, 1, which blub type do i buy? 2, with the orig lights be ok with HIDs? 3, what colour look best, (had 6000k in the S16)? Jomo.