What did the Romans ever do for us???
If at first you don't succeed - get a larger hammer!
In reply to being asked "How are you"? --- "I can't complain, no-one listens..."
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch!!!
The question you have to ask yourself is... was that five shots or six...
Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon... and burnt up on reentry.
When G.O.D. was handing out brains, you thought he said trains and asked for a slow one!!!
You're a long time dead.
May the shwartz be with you...
:D :D