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GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. 11) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 12) Wrinkles don't hurt. 13) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 14) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 15) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 16) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy. GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD 1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 6) Time may be a great healer! but it's a lousy beautician. 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. SUCCESS: At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants... At age 12 success is . . . having friends. At age 18 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 20 success is . . . having s*x. At age 35 success is . . . having money. At age 50 success is . . . having money. At age 60 success is . . . having s*x. At age 70 success is . . ..having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . . . having friends. At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants. :D :P :P

Bread

M25 :mat:

FORK :D

belt

i noticed this as well - my mats were new in january and have worn out by the heal - more noticable when comparing to the passenger mat (looks as new)

shoe

capital

credit

Happy birthday people - have a good one!!!! :D

GREEN :duh:

:yack: STINKS :yack:

thats right - altough they recomended having sensors fitted on each rim so that if you do get a flat you know :)

fruit

galaxy :D

mars :)

drink

RED

doorbell :D

Ding

rings

i cant believe that they didnt hit anyone :blink Bridestone has new runflats - were they them? Cant remember colin ;)