SHAHZ

Stimulant

EEZZZ Bro, happy birthday, sorry its late but i aint been on LOC since Friday -- Hope you had a good one B) :outforcount:

Coffee

Most probably do feel the same - but a mate of mine has got dark tints and the plod gave him a PG9 for it - had to go home with front windows down - said he had to have MOT retest once he had them taken off to top it off plod went to mot test station for the retest to check it had been taken off:angry: It all comes down to the individual copper, if they want to be a right :tsktsk: then you cant do :tsktsk:

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BECKS

Sharp

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....you could drive a skyline...but it will only go as fast as the driver drives it!!

RACE

the parts are probably scooped up before you can even say i'll have it........its like throwing a piece of meat between a pack of wild dogs....

Ive got a Dell axim x5 - with Tom Tom have only used it once or twice yet -- but it is good :D -- not sure that it gives the best route all the time

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Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again." The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "You don't like getting flowers?" The redhead says, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"

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Looks well good -- i do like the black rims

Welocome to the club mate :D -- Prepare to be an addict

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probably the bass from the speakers!! B)

Feet :yack:

Pipes

.....its a flamin beuuuuuudy........... This was on FOX FM in Melbourne... This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week (and it's actually true) - riot!!! .... One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win a holiday to Bali. Last week the competition went like this: Presenter: Gidday it's FOX-FM, do you want to play the game. Brian: Yeah, sure. Presenter: OK, Question 1 - When was the last time you had s*x? Brian: Ohhh, maaaate. Ha Ha, well, about 8 O'clock this morning. Presenter: And how long did it go for Brian? Brian: Orrrrr ..... about 10 minutes. Presenter: 10 minutes? Good one. And where did you do it mate? Brian: Ohhh Maaaate, I can't say that. Presenter: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian! Brian: OK ... OK ... On the kitchen table. Presenter: (and others in the room - much laughter). Good one Brian, now is it OK for us to call your wife? Brian: Yeah alright. Presenter: Hi Sharelle, how are you? Sharelle: Hi. Good thanks. Presenter: (Explains competition again). We've got Brian on the other line, say hello. Sharelle: Hi Brian. Brian: Hi Sharelle. Presenter: Now Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same three questions we asked Brian, and if you give the same answers, you win a trip for two to Bali. Brian: Just tell the truth honey. Sharelle: OK Presenter: Sharelle, when was the last time you had s*x? Sharelle: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio. Brian: Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them. Sharelle: OK .... About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to work. Presenter: Good, nice start! Next question. How long did it go on for Sharelle? Sharelle: (Giggling). About 12, maybe 15 minutes. Co Presenter: That's close enough .... Brian was just being a gentleman. Presenter: OK Sharelle, final question. Where did you do it? Sharelle: Oh no I can't say that. My Mum could be listening. No way, no. Presenter: There's a trip to Bali on the line here. Brian: Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway,just tell em. Sharelle: Ohhhh .... Alright .... Up the :tsktsk: !!!!! :mat: Radio Silence. Advert Presenter: Sorry if anyone was offended before, we're going live here, and sometimes things just happen. We've given Brian and Sharelle the holiday. Now we'll take a music break. :D :D