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Happy birthday mate - have a good one!! :hocus-pokus: :hocus-pokus: :hocus-pokus:

Happy birthday matey dont get to :outforcount: Have a good one :D

well said mate!! :winky:

eerrrrrrr you may well get a bit of a bias opinion in here

butt :D

Im the same

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the way people drive rental cars probably not - but it being a lex and only having done such little it may be ok. (should be able to handle the thrashing its been given) Give it a thoruogh going over especially the engine!! ;)

TV ;)

David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the Horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace. Victoria admiringly watches her husband. After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop. Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horse's neck. David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups. As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness. Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!!!! Hearing her screams, the Tesco's Security Guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.

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:tsktsk: excellent!!

Happy Birthday :hocus-pokus: :hocus-pokus: have a good one!!

cheeky

Go fast stripes, a couple of earth strips hanging from the rear bumper and tiger seat covers??!!

Have a good one :winky:

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “ When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.” So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don’t gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his *****. 6) We do not refer to Jesus ***** as the late J.C. 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook. 8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the :tsktsk: out of him. 9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his *****. 10) We do not refer to the cross as the “Big T.” 11) When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, “take this and eat it for it is my body.” He did not say “ Eat me” . 12) The Virgin Mary is not called “ Mary with the Cherry,. 13) The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah ***. 14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter’s not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s. The Origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad luck. Do not keep this letter. Do not send money just forward it to five of your friends to whom you wish good luck and a great laugh.

Should do the job - seeing as you dont want to go overboard - it will give you more than enough power!!

As youve got the 10 box you should try it out - if it isnt enough you could always sell it on and get yourself 12s ;)