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head for the Lakes mate -- you wont get more peaceful!! B)

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B) Looks good mate - put up a pic from the side view :D

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B) LEXUS B)

club................go on someone put LOC next :D

ive had the same proble - less then 3000 miles - more than likely the cambers are out ;)

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These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. The last one has to be the best? Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. Q: Are you :tsktsk: active? A: No, I just lie there. . Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female? Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: Oral. Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising Law somewhere

TACOS Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My >three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I >was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch >in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While >enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked >my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that >Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed >to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had >an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me..." Then I said, >"Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" >"No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, >because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo! I asked one more time, >"Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked >down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. >"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked >to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants >and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for >the best laugh they'd ever had!

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good point - a small hatch it is then!

lads lads if it was an ambulance or fire brigade of course i would im not that messed up!! ;)

Unless the kerb is very low i would never go on to it for the police!! - might be a bit arrogant but if it gets scuffed they wouldnt give a :tsktsk:

you probably already can if its after hours

what a load of :tsktsk: -- looks like these people have too much time!!

Im exactly the same -- used to have mini as a run around. Im now looking to get another run around - Ive been thinking for my next run around im gonna get a rascal van. --> Only problem with that is i'll be the local delivery man for all the :tsktsk: neighbours...so im thinking maybe an old civic - again i dont want to spend more than £500 - £700.......Also started looking for a lock up for the LEX :D

Pull the nozzle out a little and it should stop cutting out! :winky:

PG :winky:

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LIVERPOOL errr hum .....yes i do support them