SHAHZ

>A Canadian Is Drinking In A New York Bar.... > >He gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from >ear to ear & orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, >he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Canadian baby boy >weighing 25 pounds. > >Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 >pounds, but the Canadian just shrugs, "That's about average up North, >folks. Like I said, my boy's a typical Canadian baby boy." > >Congratulations showered him from all around & many >exclamations of "WOW!" were heard. > >One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. > >Two weeks later the Canadian returns to the bar. > >The bartender says "Say, you're the father of that typical >Canadian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's >been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna >call you... so how much does he weigh now?" > >The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." > >The bartender is puzzled & concerned. "What happened? He >already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born." > >The Canadian father takes a slow swig from his Molson >Canadian, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender & >proudly says, "Had him circumcised".

Same here :D looks better with the roof off though :winky:

None yet mate....i aint even had time to open the box!! will do as soon as i get a chance ;)

First time in my life i ever won anything :D :D - and i did virtually nothing to win it. I took part in a vote on a radio stations web site and i was chosen. B) B) -- Altough ive already got three in the house - im well chuffed :) :)

boxers

Apparently they are awkward to control aswell - ive heard that they are a right pain in the :tsktsk: and a waste of money - so i would stay clear of them :winky:

JUMBO

theres always the option of a sportcross - you still win :winky:

carrier

A bit but i saw an accident on sunday -- a car went into the back of another - they had to cut the entire roof of, persons legs must have been stuck under the dash cuase the whole front of the car was no longer then half a metre -- makes you think it only takes a split second......and bam your life can be in serious danger drive carefully lads and lasses

Happy Birthday Lads Have a good one!!

SCUM!!

thats the one i was looking for Cheers Colin :D

the 6x9s are two in one.....or something like that anyway READ THIS TREAD

CONGRATS MATE :hocus-pokus: :hocus-pokus: .......get ready for the sleepless nights .......my sister had one of them Graco ones and it was very good :winky:

RODENT

They showed this on TV last night -- i had the virus at home about a month ago -- :tsktsk: :tsktsk: soon got rid of it :D :D

Welcome to the club :D

cartoon

Welcome to the club :D

Welcome to the club :D

Sorry to hear about you incident...bummer....Yep...it will take longer but at the end of the day it will be done to your level of satisfaction...no point having it done quick if its going to be a :tsktsk: job...hope it gets sorted soon

on a stock IS200 the the Fog lights are the inner lights (on boot lid) and the tail lights on the cluster. It seems someone has done a mod. ;)

HEAD

Yesterday, scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (contains phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. :duh: To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) Gained weight. 2) Talked excessively without making sense. 3) Became overly emotional. 4) Couldn't drive. 5) Failed to think rationally. 6) Argued over nothing. 7) Had to sit down while urinating. 8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. No further testing was considered necessary.