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No no no no. You've misunderstood the purpose of my last post. I was merely (and possibly subliminally) pointing out how affluent a property tycoon you are. I mean, how many of us need radio comms to request a cup of tea from the Mrs!!!!!

The F is a very very easy performance car to drive. I've never tracked mine, but on the road its a very neutral drive. Of course, if you provoke it........

That's not completely true. Am I allowed to tell everybody about the time you gifted the lovely Mrs Rat with her own walkie talkie? A brilliant plan. Whilst working in the stables, Mr Rat, with the press of a button could order coffee and cake from Mrs Rat (in the main house). Little did Mr Rat know that walkie talkies can fly - and land badly. Brilliant plan scuppered by a woman scorned!

That's what your butler has been telling you is Guinness!

Please, please, please do forewarn her about @Big Rat. He portrays this picture of being a tea swigging, poverty stricken builder, but in reality he is a property tycoon and drives his butler's 5L V8 at the weekend to keep up the pretence. I mean, what sort of person would pretend to be a Guinness drinker when their favourite tipple was Babycham.

EXACTLY my view. I quite like having a snotter and parking wherever I want in the knowledge that I simply don't care about bumps, dents, scratches etc. Of course there is the downside of two lots of tax, mot, insurance etc

Intersting that a Lexus dealer is selling on a non stock car. When buying from a Lexus dealer, I'd like to think that I am buying in the knowledge that the dealership were only selling stock examples.

Ummmm........Ratty - your daily is not the F - not that I'm squaring up for a fight (with an x boxer - gone property tycoon).

Oooo SC430. Love to have a look at one of those!

£22k!!!! Only a (very) successful builder / property tycoon could afford that!

That's a tree rat!!!

Cleaning products? Are we supposed to clean our own cars? Surely Lexus does that? Mind you, I swear one dealer (who I will not name) must have used a dead squirrel to clean my F once.

Loving that!!!

You don't deserve that lovely machine. In a blink of an eye, you'd make that interior red! Yucky red!!!

Do you never read my posts?

Hide the key from the Mrs!

and a Kwik Fit exhaust!!!!

Are you keeping track of the £s?

No, But I do have a little game going on. It is based on the least number of words I can type that will invoke a long winded reaction from @Big Rat

Yes bud. By the look of it, one of the few. With @Big Rat about to butcher his suspension, there'll be one less stock out there

Is your F 100% stock?

I was truthful and told them you were 58cms.

For those who want to argue with Lexus warranty, my advice would be, don't bother. You'll be the little man fighting a much larger organisation. If you have a warranty, don't d ick with the car.

I just read this from somebody that installed them - "There is definitely more chassis vibration. my steering wheel doesn't shake, my pedals don't shake but you can feel it in your butt if that makes sense. almost as if your rear tires are really out of balance but for the front of the car. i drove the car on many diff types of roads. driving slower on bad roads, the car feels rough, stiff, more interior rattle , the usual road imperfections i usually drive on feel much more harsh when hitting them. little imperfections feel more dramatic...a lot more." Be interesting to see what you pioneers think after install, but for me, I really don't want to compromise the ride.

Have you got that in writing from Lexus warranty - they are slippery little fish!