Lex-aholic

You know when you key in something like www.le before you get to the x it comes up with all the many different links that you have previously used for lexus, and so on.... Is there a way I can get rid off all the other links so it just comes up with the lexus site ?

Anyone got any pics ? It's always good to see a quality Lex in magazines

If it's anything like those normal "bra" things, I would avoid it. I have read numerous stories on American websites where the car "sweats" underneath the bra and can completely discolour. There is more work involved in having one of these bra's than you think, you have to remove it every so many weeks to let the car breathe, polish it, and wax it anyway. I have seen pictures where mildew built up around the edges of the bra and basically became part of the paintwork, so when it was removed so was some of the paint. If you want my advise, just keep up the cleaning, polishing, and waxing. :winky:

Good one, but what happened after that ?!?!

I think that's what I would rather do - slip £50 to a qualified mechanic and get him to do maintenance checks on the car. But that's my 2 pennies worth.

Don't you like the Americans ?

Jane was involved in a serious car accident and was in a coma for 2 months. She suddenly wakes up in a panic says to the doctor, "Doctor, Why is it I cannot feel either of my legs???!!" So the doctor replies, "I'm sorry my dear, we had to amputate both of your arms"

DON'T waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to switch tracks, simply think of another song you like and hum that instead. CINEMA goers: Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a ***** before the film starts. RAPPERS: Avoid having to say "know what I'm sayin'" all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place. DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen. Simply place a few dog poos in the bin bags along with your old bank statements. WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed to remove the stains. SOLDIERS: Invest in a digital camera to avoid all that court martial tomfoolery after a trip to Trueprint. MURDERERS: Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again. CRIMINALS: When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out at a 90-degree angle, wrapped in a baby mattress, in case they set one of their dogs on you. EMPLOYERS: Avoid time-consuming job interviews by immediately tossing 90 percent of the applicants' CVs into the bin. MEN: When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire; then turn it down three notches. This will save your wife from having to do it. GAMBLERS: For a new gambling opportunity, try sending a £50 note to yourself by Royal Mail. BANGING two pistachio nutshells together gives the impression that a very small horse is approaching. BLIND PEOPLE: Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not wearing heavy dark glasses all the time. GRATED cheddar cheese from the supermarket can be squashed tightly together with the fingers to produce a block of cheese, ready for slicing or grating. ALCOHOL makes an ideal substitute for happiness. DRIVERS: If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start and send them on their way. PREVENT burglars stealing everything in the house while you're asleep by simply moving everything into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the morning, simply move it all back again. CAR THIEVES: Don't be discouraged when nothing is on view. All the valuables are usually hidden in the glove box or under a seat. DEPRESSED people: Instead of attempting suicide as a "cry for help", simply shout "Help!", thus saving money on paracetamol, etc. MOTORISTS: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the ocean. SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day. SINGLE men: Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside. BOIL an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60mph. After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan. ALCOHOLICS: Don't worry where the next drink is coming from. Go to the pub, where a large selection is available at retail prices. McDONALD'S: Make your brown carrier bags green so they blend in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows.

This ain't like those water bubble type things that others have complained about before ? My personal opinion would be take it back to the stealership and tell them you're not happy and want to change the car for another one.

Press the "Load" button, wait for the flashing lights on the CD insert slot to change from red to green and THEN put the disc in. If this doesn't work - PANIC !!!!

Happy Birthday Dude !! Hope it's a good 'un :D

Ditto ! If you try Meguiar's I promise you will not go back to Autoglym.

Some of them are reaaally stoopid, but brill

Personally I would go by my gut feelings. And if I thought the travelling would become an issue, for myself and my employer I would steer clear of it. You're not the only one who don't like travelling to and from work - that's why I only work 2 1/2 miles away from home :winky: Best you have a job, than get sacked from it !! There WILL be other chances, so stay patient and keep fishing.

Looks like I'm on for a perfect no-hitter here...!!! It's the whole Jewish stereotype thing. For example, the first one alludes to the fact that Jewish people are stereotypically (and I'm not saying this is the case, I'm merely referring to the common stereotype) tight. Gentiles, however, don't suffer from this stereotype so wouldn't think twice about spending $500 on a jacket. And so on. I think I'll get back in my box for now Si Si, I think you have completely confused me today. Congratulations

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who' s on First?" might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT: ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOTT: Software for Windows? COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOTT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOTT: Recommend something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows. COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOTT: Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: Word in Office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W." COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOTT: One copy. COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT! A few days later: ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off? ABBOTT: Click on "START

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up baked beans. Some months later, on my birthday my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point he removed the blindfold, and.... twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!" I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet you thought he was serving her more 'baked beans'...Right?

Dunno if this link works - I might not have copied it across right (I ain't computer literate at all). http://www.doodie.com/boss_flash_animation.php

Aha - now I understand. Bear with me, it's Friday and I think my brain is on screen-saver. :winky:

I might be thick today, but I don't get them :duh:

Just make sure you keep them in that condition :D

Just think - if it was back in the days on the MK2 Escorts, you could have got in his car and drove off with the same keys as yours !!

One way to find out......

Time for your medication ??