Lex-aholic

Well, none off us can be that stupid - we all bought Lexus !!

ScarFace, Dunno why, but I thought you'd be more intelligent than that ! :D :P PS. note how I'm posting this now that I've got MY results

That geek on Fleabay must have advertised it wrong then. He/she put the Y plate one on there as a 2.7 litre !! Good job I AIN'T going to but from that person. :winky: How long do you reckon the 3.2 litre engine would last if I do 2 1/2 miles to work (approx. 4000 miles per year) ? I could buy the car, we'll do a group poll on this site as to how long you all reckon the engine will last, and the one who is the furthest away gets to pay for the replacement engine !

Do you really want to be known as the "Thinking Man's Crumpet"? Si Good point - I'll pass on that one !!

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Cheat !! Just remember Si, nobody likes a smartass :P

Have a good 'un mate :D

What's the answer to the first question ???!?!? :duh: :duh:

Was he a goalie, or a player ? It's just when somebody says he could dive, I don't know which one they're referring to.

Hey Bazza, it wouldn't be just the fact that she likes "yellow"

There's a Y plate on Fleabay for just over 15k - seems a bit odd though as there are w and x reg's on there for 17k plus. Only prob for me is that they're 2.7 litre which considering the fact that I only live 2 1/2 miles from work is pretty pointless. The insurance is pretty good though, it's about the same as an Audi TT. Well, it's a Lambretta plus hiring a car when needed, then? B) There's no way I could look out at that Porsche every day, knowing that I'll be going to work on a Lambretta !! :winky: Reverse 'cool' you know!! Remember Jurgen Klinsmann? Turning up to Tottingham in a Beetle, amidst all the flash-mobiles? B) ;) Jurgen Klinsmann ?? Isn't he that sad bloke who turned up in a Beetle amidst all the...... Ooops sorry, it looks like you already put what I was thinking.

Just make sure that any scratches can be covered by the new plate !

There's a Y plate on Fleabay for just over 15k - seems a bit odd though as there are w and x reg's on there for 17k plus. Only prob for me is that they're 2.7 litre which considering the fact that I only live 2 1/2 miles from work is pretty pointless. The insurance is pretty good though, it's about the same as an Audi TT. Well, it's a Lambretta plus hiring a car when needed, then? B) There's no way I could look out at that Porsche every day, knowing that I'll be going to work on a Lambretta !! :winky:

Erm......I'm only guessing on the white spirit, but I'd imagine it would be okay. I think I'd have a really close look first though, cuz any stone chips nearby and the white spirit could get beneath the lacquer and damage the paintwork. Personally I would try some normal car shampoo and warm water first, see how much you can remove with this, and then probably move to trying something like a window cleaner spray - we used to use this to remove bugs on Mercs when I worked there. It's a matter of spray on, wipe off though ! If this works, then give it a final polish to remove any tacky build-up, but don't bother waxing as you want the new plates to stick. Just another thought - what about any cotton thread instead of fishing line ?

Beat ya ! :P

They should just peel off if you heat it up enough, but fishing line will make an easier cut for you. What about dental floss ?? That should do the same thing. Just remember that you may have to use some stuff to help you remove the sticky pads. I can't think at the mo of what to recommend, but you can actually buy stuff to remove adhesive pads. I'm wondering if something like vinegar would do it ?!?

There's a Y plate on Fleabay for just over 15k - seems a bit odd though as there are w and x reg's on there for 17k plus. Only prob for me is that they're 2.7 litre which considering the fact that I only live 2 1/2 miles from work is pretty pointless. The insurance is pretty good though, it's about the same as an Audi TT.

I haven't had a look at the plates, but if they are stuck on I'd imagine sliding a fishing line behind the plate would be one way to take them off. If you've got a hairdryer couldn't you gently heat up the area to reduce the stickyness of the pads before using the fishing line ? Maybe others have better ideas ?

Very funny !!

Sh......t !! My pacemaker just when on hyperdrive !!

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A couple of girls who I used to work with had a Saxo. One had the VTS, the other had the VTR. They didn't seem too bad - apart from being French (sorry to all our French people out there - I'm just not a fan of French cars. Way to much plastic for my liking). The handbrake is extremely wobbly. I don't know if this is a fault or not, it just didn't seem right. If you do look at the VTR or VTS check the wheel arch extensions on them, as they are stuck on and sometimes not very well, which can cause leaks. I honestly can't think of any other faults they had.

For F---'s sake !! What is it with these knobheads ? Do you wanna give us the registration, and we can all keep our eyes and ears open ?

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Hey Pip - I can see that violent video games don't affect YOUR temperament at all !