Quite Possibly The Best Canadian Joke Ever

[SHAHZ]

>A Canadian Is Drinking In A New York Bar....

>

>He gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from

>ear to ear & orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because,

>he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Canadian baby boy

>weighing 25 pounds.

>

>Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25

>pounds, but the Canadian just shrugs, "That's about average up North,

>folks. Like I said, my boy's a typical Canadian baby boy."

>

>Congratulations showered him from all around & many

>exclamations of "WOW!" were heard.

>

>One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

>

>Two weeks later the Canadian returns to the bar.

>

>The bartender says "Say, you're the father of that typical

>Canadian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's

>been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna

>call you... so how much does he weigh now?"

>

>The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

>

>The bartender is puzzled & concerned. "What happened? He

>already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."

>

>The Canadian father takes a slow swig from his Molson

>Canadian, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender &

>proudly says, "Had him circumcised".

[Stu]

Very good!

Stu