Chinese Proverbs.

[Chris.S]

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone

Man who run in front of car get tired

Man who run behind car get exhausted

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideway goin to Bangkok

Man with one chopstick go hungry

Man who scratch ***** should not bite fingernails

Man who many prunes gey good run for money

Baseball is wrong: man with 4 balls cannot run

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house

Man who fight with woman all day get no piece at night

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it

Man who drives like hell, bound to get there

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot

Man who lives in glass house should change in basement

Man who fish in other mans well often catch crabs

[ifraz]

Very funny.....

[Wosket]

[Global_Grafix]

Man who go to bed with stiff problem wakes in morning with solution in hand

[Global_Grafix]

Woman who cook meat and peas in same pot not hygenic.

Think about it ! ;)