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5 Year old Sammy goes up to Mum, and points at her breasts...

"What are those?" he asks in puzzlement.

She thinks for a moment, and says "Why Sammy, they are balloons that will fill with air and float me to heaven when I die..."

4 days later Sammy runs into the kitchen. He says "Mummy, mummy, I heard a noise in the Nanny's bedroom. She's dieing....She's shouting '....Oh gdd I'm coming...', and Dad's blowing up her balloons to try and help..."

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