Best Sayings

[ROYT]

If at first you don't succeed, .......skydiving is not for you..........

[Lexmas]

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly"

by

Winston Churchill

Just a quick add on to that quote:

"Winston, you are drunk."

"And you, madam, are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober!"

Another Winston Churchill:

"Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your tea."

"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."

[GALLA_4]

"If your gonna say anything, say nothing!"

[Noel]

"Never answer an Un-asked question"!

[tdiplc]

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.

Paul Valery

[ROYT]

Seen in an American shop.......IN *** WE TRUST, ....everyone else...... pay cash

[gsportcars]

Standing in at a show with my mates sister and she came out with....

"Oh my ***......I've got more coins than the Mario brothers!!"

Thought it was hilarious!!

[R1nG@]

If at first you don't succeed, .......skydiving is not for you..........

Wish u hadn't told me that one mate - I'm doing a skydive on Friday!!!