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The Winalot Diet


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Story by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco's.........


> I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was

> standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a

> dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet

> again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the

> hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an

> intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs

> in both arms.


> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it

> works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply

> eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is

> nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.


> I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by

> now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.


> Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition

> because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been

> sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.


> I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so

> hard as he staggered out the door.

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